Where Does Your Help Come From Bishop E. Bernard Jordan...Your Staff Is So Loyal

So I was minding my sanctified business, scrolling through Zoe Ministries photos — and whew, Bishop, baby, you really out here living your best social life. From power dinners to press lines, group hangs to rooftop fellowships... but where is the First Lady? 

Now Bishop, it’s giving “the fellas” more than “the covenant.” I mean… if I had a dollar for every photo of you laughing it up with the guys and not your wife, I’d have enough to sponsor Sunday brunch for the whole church. Twice.

We’re not judging — maybe Lady Deborah is just camera shy. Oops there she is. Why are you smiling like that, Bishop. 👀

Or maybe she’s the real executive producer behind the scenes.

But it wouldn’t hurt to sprinkle her into a few public photos just to shut us all up. Because right now the saints are whispering, and you know they love a whisper that sounds like a sermon.

Also, can somebody please give Chef Aubrey a break so he can find love or at least download a dating app? 

Bishop, he working overtime feeding you like you’re prepping for the Last Supper and the Marriage Supper of the Lamb in one sitting. You eating like calories don’t count if they come from lamb chops and prophecy. Baby, your stomach is streaming faster than Sunday service. You need a cleanse. A 21-day Daniel fast immediately.

And respectfully, we see you on the dates — but can we start getting some women with AARP cards and anointing oil? Every now and then, just try it. Throw in a seasoned woman with a scripture and a mortgage. Balance is biblical.

Now these are jokes… we love the Bishop. And we don’t know what he does in that apartment by himself (kidding, kidding). I’m believing by faith that he’s happily cohabiting with Lady Deborah and they’re just low-key and private. Amen? Amen.🙏 

But Bishop — go ahead and post her. Just one photo. Just a shoulder. Just a shadow. Something.

Looks like Bishop found time to slip away for a little vacation after the conference — allegedly. Word is, staff said he’d be back by Sunday. We’ll be watching. More to come… 👀

His staff stays doing the absolute most. So much brown on their nose, it’s practically a uniform. 

Bishop take it from Jamal Bryant…Well who am I fooling you already know…

You’d think they were auditioning for Employee of the Millennium. 

Stay watchful. Stay discerning. And most importantly—stay prayerful.