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So look—I’m not even on social media like that anymore. I am usually minding my business, sipping matcha latte offline.
Dreaming of all the things I am planning to buy. But the other day, I was volunteering (being holy and helpful), working with some people I don't really like. But it's for the Lord.
And I happened to see Bishop Demetrius Sinegal going in about Brian Carn. Like, sir, do you need some ginger tea for that throat?
Naturally, my busy little fingers started doing some research.
That’s when I stumbled upon none other than Tiphani Montgomery giving a “prophetic word” to Dr. Matthew L. Stevenson III. And baby, the first thing out of her mouth was, “I don’t like him.”
Wait—hold up. You're a prophetess giving a word from the Lord to someone you don’t like?
Interesting. Because if one of my friends told me God sent them to deliver a message to their op, I’d be like, “Nah sis, that sounds more like your spirit, not the Holy one.” But let’s roll with it.
She claimed God gave her a word for him, and honestly—it sounded sincere. It didn’t give “you’re gonna die tomorrow,” more like “hey, you might wanna stop playing with God before He snatches the mic and the mantle.” So okay, cool. Sounded like a warning, not shade.
I actually think she cares about him—like, maybe cares cares. Possibly too much.
Haven’t seen a response from him yet, but maybe he’s fasting from drama.
Now about that prayer? Listen, if you grew up in church, you already know. That was peak Church Mother energy. One hand on your forehead, the other slapping your back: “Come out of him, Jezebel!” Chileee...
But here’s where Prophetess Tip starts skating on thin ice in heels. She basically hinted that Dr. Stevenson is living in sin. The problem? She didn’t drop a single receipt. Not even a Walgreens one.
Nothing. Just vibes and insinuation. And I’m like—if you’re gonna throw holy oil and shade, you might want to bring a screenshot or two, sis.
Otherwise, just send the man an email, boo. Or a love offering. Because the way she was crying and calling him back to his “first love”—girl, you sure you talking about Jesus?
Or is this a rerun of Waiting to Exhale: The Prophetic Edition?
She did seem more chill in her last interview though. I guess… someone reached out. Or maybe she finally got peace after laying her burdens (and Matthew) at the altar.
Either way, whew. Jesus be a fence, a firewall, and a PR team.
Now here's where things get real spicy: because according to the saints on the internet, Matthew Stevenson and Tiphani Montgomery are married. So let’s pause and give a holy shout-out to Dr. Stevenson’s actual wife, because whew...
Now, Dr. Stevenson has said some pretty interesting things over the years. One of his classics? “Sex is God’s idea.” And honestly? Where is the lie?
I mean, praise break right there—God really did invent the horizontal hallelujah. We thank Him.
But then. In a November 2024 sermon, our good Bishop said something that made all of Twitter and three church mothers clutch their pearls at once:
“God created Eve so Adam wouldn’t turn to the animals.”
…Whew. Sir. What in the Noah’s Ark fan fiction is going on?!
Someone made this comment. But I didn't see anything about that.
Now don’t get me wrong—I love a deep dive into the Word. I’ll pull out the Strong’s Concordance and Hebrew Lexicon in a heartbeat. But this interpretation? This felt less divine revelation and more Discovery Channel gone wrong.
Genesis 2:20-22 clearly says God brought the animals to Adam so he could name them—not date them. And yes, it says no suitable helper was found, but I didn’t see Adam swiping right on a gazelle. Calm down.
Still, I get it. Maybe Adam was lonely lonely. Maybe he was like, “Lord, the lion got a lioness, the birds got each other… where’s mine?” But let’s not jump to “preventing bestiality” conclusions like we’re in a theology-themed telenovela. That’s a stretch, even for church folks who love a metaphor.
Now when God did make Eve, He didn’t pull her from the dirt like He did Adam. Nah, sis came straight from his side—custom-made. And here’s the part we overlook: they were both called Adam at first. Genesis 5:2, run it. It’s giving: Mr. and Mrs. Adam. Like when y’all first get married and everything at the bank gets confusing.
And yes—she was “man with a womb.” Hence, wo-man. Not womb-mate. Let’s not twist it.
So whether you’re married or not, one thing is true some sermons might need a little more scripture and a little less sci-fi.
Final thoughts: Honestly, I don’t think Matthew Stevenson is doing anything wrong right now. He’s married and (from the looks of it) giving that good loving to his wife—and hopefully not passing it around like communion. But hey, let’s stay tuned and see how this spiritual soap opera plays out.
