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We are sending all the love, prayers, and gratitude to our phenomenal Queen Bey after reports of a major mid-air flying car malfunction during one of her recent performances. Yes, flying car. Because only Beyoncé would ride the heavens like a celestial being to give us yet another unforgettable experience. But baby, you had us shook!
We already know Beyoncé doesn't do anything halfway. She’s not just a performer — she’s a moment, a movement, a memory. Every concert is a masterclass in excellence, elegance, and energy. But Bey, can we talk?
Just for a second. You’ve got three beautiful babies and a king at home, and we need you to prioritize safety just a tad more. A few more feet on the ground wouldn’t hurt, okay?
We’re not asking you to stop giving us iconic. We’re just saying maybe let the music fly instead of the machinery.
You’ve already set the standard so high we can barely keep up. The sequins, the heels, the vocals, the choreography — you’re a walking Pinterest board for every wife out here trying to keep it cute, keep it classy, and keep her man. So please continue to teach us how to slay… safely!
And since we’re talking, we hope you’re taking a well-deserved vacation after all this. Go relax somewhere tropical, get pampered, and please drop those dreamy vacation pics so we can live vicariously through your sun-kissed glow. We need that inspo, Queen!
Thank you for always delivering nothing less than spectacular.
Keep the music coming, stay safe, and know your hive is forever buzzing with love for you.
Love ya, boo. 🐝💛
— Jordan
